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brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

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lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

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vonmunsterr:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST

CAT NEST

CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

(Source: lickystickypickyshe)

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malevolentspooky:

onesentencemusings:

vanquishedvaliant:

splattery:

yes children, remember, there is only School. no rest. what does “physical and mental wellbeing” mean

what the actual fuck

what is this fixation with productivity holy shit

"No fellow citizen #45465, you may not sit down for a break, you must meet your labour quota for this hour or you will forfeit your productivity ”bonus” pay. Produce and consume, Fellow Citizens!”

Do you take an hour long nap before doing an hour of homework? Have you considered doing an hour of homework before your hour of homework instead? Take an hour to have a full healthy dinner? Do an hour of studying instead of eating. Why sleep when you can just do schoolwork for eight hours straight? Imagine how much better you’ll do in school when you stop wasting time attending to physical, mental, and emotional “needs” and just become a mindless robot.

this is absolute bullshit considering that taking long naps increase creativity, productivity, attention, memory and basically anything else you need to do well in school/work. I’ve started taking like 1/2 hour - an hour naps after school and i have more freetime that i’ve ever had before cuz i can fucking focus on my work and finish early

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill)

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evienator:


octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

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killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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